An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new
pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"
pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"
Banking Jokes
I once had a commercial customer come to my teller window
for a change order. I was a little confused when,
according to her change order list, she asked for $45
in ten dollar bills along with the other currency. She
argued with
for a change order. I was a little confused when,
according to her change order list, she asked for $45
in ten dollar bills along with the other currency. She
argued with
TWO BEGGERS
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City.
One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both
are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk
by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the
cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled
and the hat of the man with the star of David is
empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to
the man with the Star of David and says: "Young man.
Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country?
You'll never get any contributions in this country holding
a Star of David."
The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the
cross and says: "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is
trying to tell us how to run our business?"
One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both
are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk
by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the
cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled
and the hat of the man with the star of David is
empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to
the man with the Star of David and says: "Young man.
Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country?
You'll never get any contributions in this country holding
a Star of David."
The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the
cross and says: "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is
trying to tell us how to run our business?"
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